Friday, December 6, 2013

KISS WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE © 2013 by Wayne D. Lewis, Sr.



Inspired by the show:  2 Broke Girls, CBS[1],  Monday nights 8p.m. CST
I am amazed by the television programming on standard network tv (excludes cable) that are on today during what I recall as the family hour of television (7p.m-10 p.m.)  Is there such a time period anymore?  If so, has it been moved?  And if so, what is family time on television?  To be fair to this program, it can be funny at times, but I think that the talents of the two main actresses who star in the program have more to offer.  I feel that their talents along with their co-stars are being greatly diminished by scripts that focus more on sexual body parts, and sexual innuendos all in an effort to cast the two main characters as in being in pursuit of their dreams as two struggling waitresses.

Why my title “Kiss Where the Sun Don’t Shine”?  The title reflects the attitude of how I perceive television entertainment during what was once considered family hour entertainment.  There was once at least 2 hours that seemed to have been dedicated to a time where parents and children could sit down together and watch, dare I say, “wholesome” entertainment.  Yes there are shows like that today, but they appear to be the exception rather than the rule.

I am now the prude
Okay, I’ll admit it:  I have become my parents, somewhat. I am less offended however, than surprised by what has happened to television in the last say, 20 years.  What was once the epitome of family television viewing, The Cosby Show[2], for example , seem to fall short today, in a consistent manner to provide quality family entertainment, just for a mere 2-3 hours. 

Let’s be clear, I don’t sit and watch TV every night, which is really a good thing.  I don’t believe anyone should watch TV every night (but that’s there choice).  But, the challenge for today’s parents to monitor what their kids watch on television is a great one, and cannot be entrusted to television executives.  Let us flip through this week’s lineup to see what options are available (Characterized by *).  It may not be fair to do so at this time as there are a number of Christmas specials that’ll be hitting the airwaves between 7 & 8pm., beginning tonight (12/4/2013):

Wednesday:[3]  7p.m.                                                   7:30p.m.
©     The Middle -ABC* [4]                                     Back in the Game(?) New Show
©     Survivor-Blood vs Water-CBS                      Same
©     Christmas in Rockefellar-NBC*                    Same
©     The X Factor-FOX*                                      Same

Thursday[5]        7p.m.                                                   7:30p.m.
©     The Big Bang Theory-CBS*                          The Millers*
©     The Sound of Music-NBC*                           Same
©     Once Upon A Time in Wonderland-ABC     Same*
©     The X Factor-FOX*                                      Same*

Friday[6]                        7p.m.                                                   7:30p.m.
©     Frosty The Snowman-CBS*                           Same
©     Dateline –NBC                                              Same
©     Last Man Standing- ABC*                            Same
©     Bones-FOX                                                    Same



Parental Controls vs Parental Guidance (My thoughts only)
Do Parental Controls really work? And just what is Parental Guidance?
When it comes to our children, Parental Control should always follow closely with Parental Guidance.  It is not enough to tell children what they can’t watch (Parental Control) without at least telling them why, or suggesting something more enlightening or age appropriate.[7]

Parental Control in today’s technologically-laden society has been well, technologically advanced.  But the original approach is still a good:  change the channel or, turn off the TV.  Or, if you wish, as parents, leave it to programming of the remote control.  But don’t think your children aren’t smart enough to figure out how to de-code the remote control, as soon as your back is turned.

Parental Guidance has a bit of a technological aspect added also.  But, as with Parental Control, unless it is accompanied by an actual parent, our children can be expected to be free to draw their own conclusions about the programming that they are watching.  It is important that we, as parents, take as much time to provide guidance and implement parental control over TV programming as much as possible.  Why?  Because the forces that decide what goes into the shows that our children watch, whether family or adult viewing, appear to put a lot of time into taking chances that someone is watching our children.  Should you be concerned?  Yes.  Are they concerned?  Equally so.  Why? 

The Risk vs Reward factor of TV Programming
This post, as I indicated earlier, was inspired by the program 2 Broke Girls, starring Kat Demmings[8] and Beth Behrs [9].  The premise, were it not so often plagued by sexual innuendos, as well as wanton implications of sexual trysts, or discussions thereof, is a good one.  But, between 7p.m. and 10p.m., the formerly aforementioned Family Hour, seems as though someone doesn’t construct their programming around the premise of the family setting.  If anything, by all accounts, the producers, directors and sponsors risk offending families for the greater reward of those families putting aside any semblance of family values for the type of programming offered by such a show, or any such show of this nature, during this time period, on any given weekday night. 

The risk that 2 Broke Girls seems to suggest is that there are Parents who are on their game and are exercising either their Parental Control, Parental Discretion, Parental Guidance or all three.  And that by putting such a program on during the so-called family hour, that parents are doing their best to protect their children from the effects of this and any other similarly-based program.
The risks taken by TV executives, directors, producers and sponsors suggest that they can act with total abandonment by putting forth such a show because the responsibility is not on them as producers or the like, but on parents, who are, no doubt, on their jobs.  It is a tremendous risk for the program, 2 Broke Girls, to present itself during primetime.  But, after 3 seasons, the rewards must be there.  So that mean that we as parents are taking it on the chin?  Is there even a connection?  I submit that there is, because the one thing that remains constant is that evening dinner still goes on in the home, and that homework still goes on in the hours leading up to and including the hours of 7p.m.-10 p.m.   I surmise, by the fact that this program is still on the air, that the cost borne by commercial interests, is apparently minimal, and therefore, the risks, taken by parents entrusting prime time television to be family-oriented will bear out very few, if any, rewards for them, but a greater reward for the advertisers, sponsors and program executives.

Prime Time[10] and the cost to capture your family’s attention!
Definition of Prime Time- the peak viewing time on television, for which advertising rates are the highest.[11]  With an emphasis on advertising, that prime time period may vary from 7p.m. to 10p.m in CST (Central Standard Time), or 8p.m. to 11p.m. in EST (Eastern Standard Time), and so on.  It is a time period that has value to not only local networks, but to corporate networks as well.  It is a time period that has the highest viewership of people, who represent potential income, and/or customers.  During Prime Time television viewing, everyone is fair game.  It makes me wonder if Prime Time may have once been called Family Time?  Whether it is, or was family time and now, Prime Time, it was still an important piece of time to sponsors who, for the most part, had a captured audience. It is still an important piece of time to family.  And for theif time, family should be respected.   

Historically, as I recall family time, mothers prepared dinner, and children did their homework.  When dinner was finished and homework completed, the family sat together and watched television.  There were comedies, variety shows, game shows and documentaries.  There were also westerns like Gunsmoke[12] and Bonanza[13], all constructively done with positive messages.  What changed from then?  What began to break down, and why? 

That audience of families, over the years, consisted of various demographics that appeared to have changed.  And those who were looking to capture those changes, during Family/Prime Time television, had to capture that changing demographics quickly, regardless of who else may have been privy to, or affected by, the marketing that was eventually implemented, even if that market included our children, or the family as a whole.  Is this to suggest that those who are marketing during Prime Time have an obligation to families?  No, that would be requiring too much of sponsors of programs such as 2 Broke Girls.  Without naming names, many of the sponsors of 2 Broke Girls could be just as community-minded as any other group, and therefore, can’t be said to be trying to have an unfair advantage, or influence during Prime Time, if they are engaged in other activities that actually benefit the family unit.  But there is a cost factor, to those who market, as well as to the family who may or may not be on guard for what is allowed into our homes during this impressionable time period.

For 2010, for example, Adweek.com[14] reported that the cost of a :30 (thirty second) ad decreased by 10% during prime time viewing.  What that meant then was that those who were marketing during prime time, spent approximately $104,000 just to tell you in 30 seconds just how important their product or service was, to you.  If we can imagine that on average, we see maybe, 100 commercials during prime time (estimate), at $104,000 per 30 seconds, that means that some agencies/corporations/companies were spending serious cash to make a very strong impression on not only us as adults, but also on us as families.  I would guestimate that to be $10,400,000 per 3 hour period.  And, I bet that I am under-guestimating (not a word, I know) by a lot.  How does that compare to now?

According to the website, domainshane.com[15], the most recent information as of October 2012, two years later, suggests that 2 Broke Girls, for example, was bringing in $269,235, per thirty-second ad.  If, for example, there are 5 commercials for every 20 minutes of show, that means that in approximately 1 hour, approximately $5,000,000 has been spent to influence our families via this program.  So, it begs the question, am I pointing out the money or the influence of the program on our families?

I am pointing out that a program such as 2 Broke Girls, has a tremendous amount of financial influence because of the amount of money poured into sponsoring it.  The language, the innuendos, and the continued references to sexuality, during a time of supposed family viewing, is a tremendous investment by entrepreneurs.  We are not talking chump change during this time period, and we are not talking unimpressionable minds when we have our children watching any programming during the hours of 7p.m. to 10p.m. CST, or whatever other time periods/zones there are considered to be prime time, formerly, family viewing time.  By the way, in 2012, NBC’s Monday Night Football brought in an average of $545,000 per thirty-second ad[16].  Look at the ads during this time period and determine if the viewing is worth the influence without Parental Control, Parental Guidance, or even, Parental Discretion.

Kiss Where the Sun Don’t Shine
Perhaps, the subject matter and the title is out there.  It may have caught your attention, or it may have offended someone.  I don’t make any apologies.  There is a war going on, and it involves how to minimize the importance of family viewing.  The war is also going on in our various homes, around the television.  Actually, there are a lot of wars going on, and many of them focus on how to affect families, by any means necessary.  My small attempt, be it a blip against the millions of dollars that are invested in advertising, is a small attempt to say, don’t trust that all is well in front of the television when we leave our children to watch during prime time.  Advertising, by way of television, can be used, practically and with greater voracity over time, to change the dynamics of our families.   The odds appear to be that, for advertisers/sponsors, and programmers, that a net-like approach in their messaging is in constant play, where regardless of who is in the audience, “kiss where the sun don’t shine!”  And that in lieu of “excuse me”, regardless of who is in the audience, we (advertisers/tv executives) don’t care who is impacted.  The message seems to be from TV executives, sponsors and the like, that the timing couldn’t be better (prime time), and that the program (2 Broke Girls) couldn’t better serve the purpose, regardless of the content, or regardless of the audience.

Parental Defense
Earlier, I referred to myself as a prude.  Reasonably so, I might add.  When we talk about the things that affect and/or influence our families, we can’t assume that anyone will take a more proactive stance to protect our children than we as parents.  If I haven’t said it yet, let me say this:  Nothing here should be considered as an attack on any of the programs that are pitched, shown, or viewed during prime time.  Everyone has the right to make money, and to make a living.  But as parents, we can’t assume that others are going to be as concerned about what they put on the TV screen that affects our children.  We, as parents, have to be on guard.  We have to be ready.  Parental Defense.  That means Parental Discretion, Parental Guidance, Parental Involvement, Parental Controls, and/or, Parental Love.  

I don’t condone the program 2 Broke Girls, nor do I ask that you catch it when you can.  Actually, I am surprised that it’s still on.  But the program, like several other programs of its nature, that focus more incessantly on sexuality than the dreams of the characters suggest that talent is not a requirement to be on television, even though the two lead actresses are indeed skilled beyond this program.  

If you click on this link (http://voices.yahoo.com/the-40-top-family-tv-shows-wholesome-family-programing-1042457.html), I believe these were some of the best programs that parents could go to the store and leave their children alone with, or go to bed and feel that there were going to be lessons learned, because they were truly entertaining.  Today, it doesn’t appear as though parents can go to the bathroom, while leaving these types of programs on, especially during prime time.

Let’s be honest. What parents have to do today, is no different than what my parents did when I was coming up.  I remember channels being changed, and the television being turned off when my parents didn’t like a particular program that I was watching.  While that is still the solution today, it comes at the risk of saying, maybe, television has outlived its usefulness for family viewing, overall.  Unless one has cable television with a designated children’s channel, or, unless a parent can babysit their children every hour of the prime time moment, the option would seem to be to set the old remote control for parental control, and see how the choices are becoming fewer and fewer as it relates to supposedly, good family viewing.

Defensively, as parents, the millions of dollars that are invested in advertising to us as families, whether during prime time, or during children’s television hour (another message for another time), the role of parenting is that of a defender, even against technology.  That includes television, computers, the internet, video games, cell phones, and who knows what else technologically speaking.  Defensively, as parents, we have to be as much on guard during prime time, as we have to be on guard at the bus stop, at the fast food restaurant, at school, or on the highways.  There is hardly ever an opportunity not to be on guard on behalf of our children, even during what was once more aptly called, family time viewing, that is now more commercially referred to as, Prime Time.

Disclaimer:  Information provided is an opinion and subject to your feedback.  Please feel free to add your comments. Information here should not be considered professional advise.  Please consult with your respective professional regarding any personal matters that you maybe having. 

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[7] Disclaimer- Not a child psychologist or counselor-consult your respective professional regarding how to relate to your children and television viewing.  Information provided is deemed to be from reliable sources, but not guaranteed.
[10] What is Prime Time in Television-  http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/prime+time

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